
MIND DA NOISE: Duterte’s Plan B
Duterte’s Plan B is underway, given that Plan A, VP Sara, is now sliding into Plan I – impeachment, and TROs. Might as well go to Plan B, as in B as in Baste. Baste Duterte, who is the now-you-see-now-you-don’t

Duterte’s Plan B is underway, given that Plan A, VP Sara, is now sliding into Plan I – impeachment, and TROs. Might as well go to Plan B, as in B as in Baste. Baste Duterte, who is the now-you-see-now-you-don’t

Easter Sunday: Christ has risen.Tuesday: Gas prices have risen.Sweldo na lang nato ang wala nisaka.Y*woPara asa diay nang emergency power ni BBM?# During Holy Week, Greco Belgicacompared PRRD to Jesus.Jesus came back from the dead.Tatay Digong is still far from home.thou

UPDATE: SI TATAY DIGONG NAKAGAWAS NA…. sa inyong Facebook posts atol sa pagsaulog sa iyang ika-81 nga birthday, via Karton Network. Happy April Fools. Okay, seryoso na ni. Naay na gyud oil niabot sa Davao, nga nagisa sa dakbayan sa

MindaNews / 25 March – Mao diay ang 2026 gitawag nga Year of the Fire Horse. Nagbuto-buto na didto sa Iran, Israel, UAE, Lebanon, Kuwait ug uban pang kasikbit nga lugar. Sunog ang mga oil refinery, military infra ug buildings.

MindaNews / 18 February – Predictions said this Year of the Horse will see things happen so fast. Hold on to your wallets, inflation will take away our sweldos fast and furious. Things are really happening fast. Like on Wednesday, a day

MindaNews / 20 December — Tatay Digong started the year as the comeback mayor of his beloved Davao.Ended the year as mayor of selda ICC and mayor nga karton. Baste DuterteStarted to talk and act like Tatay. Ended missing-in-action from a

The Dutertes made popular that quote: “I am not a Filipino for nothing.” But this week, Acting Mayor Baste Duterte said: let’s not fight China over the West Philippine Sea because we are buying things from China anyway. This just

Our prayers and solidarity to people in Davao Region, Caraga and North Cebu who were struck with the earthquakes. May we recover and rebuild fast, and let’s rally more against contractors and korap who failed us. *** Last October 10,

Everyone who took part in the anti-corruption rallies last September 21 are in high spirits, except in Davao where people have high-blood after having that free lechon baka in the Duterte rally in Rizal Park. The reason for such high

On September 21, people will be out in the streets nationwide protesting the widespread corruption in government. Rallies will be held in EDSA, Luneta, Cebu, Cagayan de Oro and even in Davao City. These will be led by organizations who

MindaNews/16 September-The news over the weekend is the flood in Davao City, hitting Mintal, Matina, Bangkal and also in the comment sections of Facebook news pages.Nahupa man ang baha sa dalan sa dakbayan sa Dabaw, pero bula-bula gihapon mga DDS

MindaNews / 30 August – PNP Chief and one-time boxer General Nicolas Torre III was removed from his post. Mayor Baste learned that it doesn’t take a boxing match to knock this cop down. All it took was a sucker

(We yield this space today to Caritaz for this budget menu) It’s Budget Season once again. Walang control ang flood ng bariles ng humba o pork barrel!!! Kaya, Pag-Usapan Uli Natin Ang Pork And Other Corrupted Dishes! ——————————- We have

Sa daghang problema nga gisgubang sa mga DDS — baha sa Davao, ang kaso ni Idol Tatay Digong, ang impeachment ni Inday kung unsaon pag-maneuver — gipa-stress pa gyud nila ang tibuok Pilipipns apil pod mga OFWs around the world

Congratulations to Manny Pacquiao, pambansang kamao, who at age 46, showed that he still has the fight in him, pushing 30-year old defending champion Mario Barrios to the limit with their match ending in a draw. At age 46, he can still

To DDS friends and families, we know your feelings for the Dutertes are real. But for all those feelings, for all your claims that VP Sara is authentic, pranka, and brutal, why does she have to resort to all things

(MindaNews / 23 May) – What did the midterm elections show us? It’s a colorful country. Bong Go was number one in all of the provinces in Mindanao. Mindanao turned green. Bam Aquino turned most of Luzon pink by topping

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 10 May) – Breaking News: After missing the chance to become Pope and seeing the massive support, Filipinos are pushing Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle to run for president in 2028. Imagine the showdown in the next three

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 16 April) — Our Holy Week penitence started early this week with that political ad that is shaking the gates of Team Kadiliman and Team Kasamaan. Imagine that after all the hate spewing from the DDS against

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 12 April) – April 11 was the “monthsary” of former President Tatay Digong’s detention at the ICC (International Criminal Court). Happy Monthsary? Happy Monthsary! Happy is the word indeed for the DDS, because thirty days later, False Asia,

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 01 April) – Update: Nakagawas si President Digong… sa iyang selda sa ICC. Because he needs fresh air for the first day of the new month, which happens to be April Fools. Tatay Duterte has just turned 80. Dabawenyos celebrated with

MINDANAW (MindaNews / 15 March) – Wala dayon ko kasulat para sa atong mga idol nga readers, kay sama sa inyo, affected pod ta sa paglupad ni Tatay Digong sa The Hague. Abi nako gani world tour ang nahitabo, from

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 10 February) – VP Sara: “Alam ‘nyo, mas masakit pa ang maiwan ng boyfriend o girlfriend kaysa ma-impeach ka.” Maybe the vice president was following the Andi-Philmar issue a lot and felt it’s more relatable. The DDS

(MindaNews/19 January) — Last Monday, the Iglesia ni Cristo made history. It gathered 370,000 people (according to the police) in their rally in Davao City. The record set was not for the sheer magnitude of participants, but the record is

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 10 January) – A good way to start 2025 is by saying a prayer. But calling your church to gather in public and pray but stopping traffic, that’s something else. That is going to happen on Monday,

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 3 January) – Makaingon ba ta nga malipayon ta sa Bag-ong Tuig? Nga goodbye sa bad vibes, ug naa tay change? Change… Kabag-ohan… kung naa gihapon ang “pwersa ng kadiliman versus pwersa ng kasamaan”, ambot lang. Same-same

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 4 Dec) – Penpen de Sarapen. Nope, I’m not reciting a nursery rhyme with a melody attached to it. I’m trying to make sense – if that’s even possible – of why the office of Vice President

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 16 November) — Four typhoons are looming over our country this week. Their names are baha, gutom, relief and ayuda. Weather observers noted it is unusual to have four storms churning in the Western Pacific Ocean in

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 01 November) — Gi-timing siguro niya nga duol sa Kalag-Kalag magpatimaw Ug sa dihang nabuhi gyud ang kalag sa tanan niyang sakopNga nangaluya kay wala nay ayuda Ug si Tatay dili gyud moundangNagpa-ugat og napu ka orasSa

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 23 October) – Human sa meltdown, ay presscon diay to ni VP Inday Sara, kini nga mga hunahuna nagdagan sa among utok: Bisan pa muingon ang latest survey nga 50% sa mga taga Mindanao ang nagasuporta gihapon

Because Dabawenyos kept shouting that name for many decades, the Dutertes are giving them not just one or two Dutertes running for the midterm election, there are now five. Tatay Digong’s making a comeback as mayor, Baste slides down to

Bureau of Jail Management and Penology spokesperson Jail Supt. Jayrex Bustinera, interviewed on ABS-CBN on Tuesday, said former Bamban, Tarlac mayor Alice Guo (or whatever her real name is) was “shocked” upon seeing her cell at the jail in Pasig.

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 21 September) – The Hugpong sa Tawong Lungsod led by the dynastic Duterte family initially planned to hold a rally in time for the 52nd anniversary of the martial law declaration by President Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. But

Duran Duran was the surprise entertainer for a surprise birthday party for President BBM. It’s no surprise that BBM likes concerts, the way he helicoptered to Coldplay and Clapton concerts traffic-free. We are more surprised by the price tag that

If Christ is the answer, what is the question? Actually, there are more questions lately about Apollo Quiboloy that seem to never run out of answers, like a multiple choice with all wrong answers. First question: Did he surrender or

Nadakpan na gyud…. Si Alice Guo. Si Apollo Quiboloy, two weeks na, sige pa gihapon kalot ang pulis og tunnel didto sa KoJC compound. Ingon sa KOJC murag gold naman ang ginapangita, dili na si pastor. Basin taga-Indonesia na lang ipadala diha

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 30 August) – Davao City will remember August for the vibrant colors, the passionate chants on the streets and the reactions from the crowd. I’m not talking about Kadayawan, I’m talking about the standoff between Apollo Quiboloy

Before we get to VP Sara, we want to thank our sponsor for this column: NEDA, the authority that believes we can survive by eating Noodles, Eggs, Delata & Asin. Now on to the most talked about issue, the 10-million-peso

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 19 August) – In the news: NEDA (National Economic and Development Authority) said Filipinos who spend 64 pesos a day for food are not considered poor. If you divide 64 pesos into three meals a day, a

MINDANAO (MindaNews / 04 August) — The country was barely recovering from Tropical Depression (TD) Butchoy and Tropical Storm (TS) Carina which submerged cities and towns when an unannounced TS struck: Typhoon Sara. Typhoon Sara made landfall at 8:03 a.m.

MINDANAO (28 July) — The State of the Nation Address (SONA) can be a long and winding read of accomplishments, boasting and catchphrases. But who remembers them? President Bongbong Marcos’ (PBBM’s) third SONA last July 22 was a bit like




